Hello. I am a HAL-9000 computer

This blog was activated today. Who knows what things I will put in here? I'd like to think that some of the things that I will post here could get me in trouble. MMMM fancy...pure fancy.

Maybe the following SPAMkus (Haikus about SPAM) will get me in trouble with the Hornel company. Hornel makes the pseudo-food called SPAM.

Food for the Masses
SPAM bridges all the Classes
Save Those who make it

While in the Army
You will eat SPAM for Dinner
Outlook not so good

I've never actually eaten any SPAM. I seem to resent it a whole lot though. (Can you tell?)

My pseudo-food of choice is McDonald's, though I hate to admit it. I'm very particular about my pseudo-food. There is a Wendy's one block from where I live. I've only ever eaten there on three occasions, and that was only because I was in a pinch. Thank God it's not a McDonald's.